What sick fuck tunes a Cayenne Diesel?

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
10/26/2016 at 12:18 • Filed to: BROENNE

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My co workers client obviously!

The only details I know is that its a ‘15 Cayenne diesel with 20k miles and a Bluespark ECU tune


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:20

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I would. TORQUE FO DAYZZZZ


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:20

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I don’t really get this kind of optical tuning. Makes one look like a drugs dealer.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:21

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Money can buy a diesel Cayenne.

But not sense, style, or class.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:22

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Well it is a Porsche...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > bob and john
10/26/2016 at 12:22

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It takes a special mindset, but not one I will say bad things about.


Kinja'd!!! FoilyDoily > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:25

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Why would you not tune it?


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > bob and john
10/26/2016 at 12:27

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Transmission for seconds!

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Kinja'd!!! jimz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:29

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why not? diesels are immune to detonation so you can theoretically cram as much air and fuel into it as you want.

a gas turbo DI (GTDI) engine can make just as much torque as any diesel of similar displacement, but you have to be absolutely paranoid about not letting the fuel:air ratio go lean.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:47

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I’ll be the one to say it... I like it. I actually think it looks pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/26/2016 at 12:49

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Its a bro truck


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 12:54

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I dunno. Does it roll coal?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/26/2016 at 12:57

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I have no clue


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 13:12

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I guess I’m at a loss then for what makes it a bro truck. I don’t see hideous aftermarket wheels, a tacky body kit, obnoxious fender flares, or anything else that gives me the “bro” vibe. It’s just a black/black/black Cayenne diesel.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/26/2016 at 13:16

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So much black


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper
10/26/2016 at 13:29

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Idk about that. p-car knows how to make some pretty stout boxs..


Kinja'd!!! RutRut > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 13:29

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Racist.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 13:32

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Looks like a stock black on black GTS to me, with smaller wheels.

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Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 14:15

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How the hell is it a bro truck? it’s not lifted past its usefullness, it doesn’t have fender flares or low profile mud tires on 22 inch wheels


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > Snuze: Needs another Swede
10/26/2016 at 15:39

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Rolling coal = fail.


Kinja'd!!! Autofixation > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 15:41

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Black on black on black. That thing is sick! My brother’s V10 TDI Touareg would roll out. I know this is a V6, but I’m sure it moves, too.


Kinja'd!!! Boosted2k - I Make Videos and Put Them on YouTube > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/26/2016 at 17:47

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Better gas mileage. More power. Gobs of torque. You mad BRO?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > duurtlang
10/29/2016 at 19:41

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That’s exactly what some people want. Can’t exactly go round telling people ‘I sell drugz, yo’ explicitly, but you also have to advertise your services if you want your business to grow.